I reblog fuckyeahslightlyamusing far too much
palahniukandchocolate: somethingintellectual: Someone come see Sherlock Holmes with me? I’m not going to be one of those people who go to the theatre alone. :/ I’d go with you if I could. :( I seriously considered seeing it by myself the other day, because I really wanted to see it again and no one could go with me. I feel your pain. I still don’t know what happens at the end of...
textsfromlastnight: (541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!…..yeah kinda akward This would probably be the most amazing sex ever!
ow ow ow ow, had my fucking appendix taken out yesterday :( in pain and no Australia for me for a while. FML
somethingintellectual: Today while working out at the gym, I had my first exercise orgasm. Who has two thumbs and is going to exercise more? This girl. Emma, I hope you see this. This will be you
Why are there never enough freakin’ hours in the day?!
My faith in humanity is restored
My phone died on the train home and I needed to phone my aunt - the two girls I asked to borrow theirs had no credit, but a bloke at the other end of the carriage overheard and came up and let me use his. I was unbelievably grateful
Dangerous cake in a mug.
elouisekitson: 4 Tablespoons self raising flour 4 Tablespoons sugar 2 Tablespoons cocoa (I use 4 spoons of hot choc powder) 1 Egg 3 Tablespoons milk 3 Tablespoons oil mix all ingredients together inside a mug and microwave on high for 3 minutes, the cake will rise out of mug. Named dangerous cake because chocolate cake is now 3 minutes away whenever I want it. Definately dangerous. emma, you...
So I got a tumblr. Yes, I gave in to the dark side.